The Blerg: Unicycle Accessories
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The euc may be a simple, small, wonder-wheel, but with some creativity, it has plenty of room for tactical and fashionable upgrades.
Next Diagnosis: Deadheads
Patient: Deadheads
Symptoms: damn hippies, damn doobies, damn boats, damn hippies with doobies on boats
Diagnosis: one more hit
Next Surgery: EthopianAmerica
Patient: EthiopianAmerica
Symptoms: traditional, modern, tramodernal, assimilation blues
Diagnosis: domestic smiling
Next Diagnosis: Elevator Girl
Patient: Elevator Girl
Symptoms: elevator erections, elevator blowjays, elevator mystique
Diagnosis: going down
Next Surgery: 25/25 Anniversary Show at the Trap Door Theatre
Patient: 25/25 Anniversary Show
Symptoms: mythic, absurd, raw
Diagnosis: too spooky
Next Surgery: Not for Sale
Patient: Not for Sale
Symptoms: we-got-the-gringos, we-got-some-Puerto-Ricans, we-got-it-all.
Diagnosis: gringophobia
Next Surgery: The Darkness After Dawn
Patient: The Darkness After Dawn
Symptoms: Gunny McShooty, artistic duress, the Filth
Diagnosis: cliches after dawn
Next Diagnosis: Man of the People
Patient: Man of the People
Symptoms: randomness rashes, inexplicable self-elevation
Diagnosis: jump cut contamination
Next Surgery: Red Bike
Patient: Red Bike
Symptoms: yearnin’ and peddlin’
Diagnosis: dude
